The Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar Comfort Colors Shirt is a bold, humorous tee printed on a classic Comfort Colors 1717 shirt. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton sourced from US farms, it delivers a soft, breathable feel with a reliably comfortable fit thanks to pre-shrunk fabric.
Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing keeps the design vivid and durable, so it won’t crack or peel after washing. This crew-neck tee pairs well with jeans, joggers, or layering under a lightweight jacket, making it a versatile addition to any casual wardrobe.
Care is simple: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron on low heat if needed. Made and printed in the United States, you’re getting a quality garment with conscious sourcing and a mindful production process.
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel
- US-grown, ethically sourced cotton
- DTG printing resists cracking and peeling
- Pre-shrunk for a stable, reliable fit
- Classic crew-neck design with everyday comfort
Ships from the United States with a processing window of 1–3 days and standard delivery in 2–8 days. A great gift for him or anyone who enjoys a witty, meme-worthy tee—perfect for casual wear or as a playful conversation starter. Ready to wear? Add to cart and embrace the joke today.
