I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi shirt blends sharp humor with everyday comfort. Designed as a Comfort Colors 1717 tee, it's crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton, ethically grown and pre-shrunk for a reliable, true-to-size fit. The Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing keeps the bold sarcastic quote intact—this funny adult shirt won't crack or peel, even after multiple washes. It's an ideal choice for fans of witty, sassy mean tees who want to stand out in casual settings or group hangs.
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Premium material: 100% ring-spun US cotton; ethically grown and pre‑shrunk for a consistent fit and lasting softness.
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Durable print: Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing ensures the sarcasm stays sharp without cracking or peeling over time.
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Care you can trust: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; do not bleach; iron on low heat; dry clean not required.
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Fit & feel: Classic unisex fit with true-to-size sizing and everyday comfort.
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Fast, US-based shipping: Ships from the United States with 1–3 days processing and 2–8 days delivery.
Add this witty Comfort Colors tee to your wardrobe today and let your outfit do the talking—comfortable, funny, and unmistakably you.
