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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitin' List Comfort Colors Sweatshirt

If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitin' List Comfort Colors Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
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The Comfort Colors Sweatshirt delivers unmatched softness and a bold, witty graphic: If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitin' List. Crafted for everyday wear, it blends 80% ring-spun cotton with 20% polyester for a durable, breathable feel that keeps its shape through seasons. The fabric is 3-end garment-dyed fleece with a 100% cotton face, giving a rich texture and a lived-in look from day one. Printed with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes via Direct-To-Garment, the design stays vibrant without cracking or peeling, wash after wash. The relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, and a half-moon neck patch on the back create a comfortable silhouette that layers easily over tees or under jackets.

  • Premium blend: 80% ring-spun cotton + 20% polyester for a soft, resilient hand
  • 3-end garment-dyed fleece with a 100% cotton face for extra warmth and depth
  • Relaxed unisex fit with rolled-forward shoulders for mobility
  • DTG printing ensures a smooth, long-lasting graphic that resists cracking
  • OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes and easy-care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Ideal for casual days, weekend hangs, or gifting someone who appreciates a witty, meme-inspired look turned into wearable art. This Comfort Colors Sweatshirt sits at the intersection of comfort and humor, blending everyday practicality with a bold statement. Add to cart to wear the humor and warmth today.

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