If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitin' List Comfort Colors Shirt is a bold, tongue-in-cheek tee crafted for fans of edgy humor who want everyday comfort. This funny humor shirt uses 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel, paired with a Direct-To-Garment (DTG) print that stays crisp wash after wash—no cracking or peeling. It’s the perfect fusion of a viral rabies joke with a sarcastic meme vibe, all in a versatile unisex fit.
The Comfort Colors 1717 fabric and pre-shrunk construction mean you’ll enjoy a consistent fit that ages well, whether you layer it with a sweater or wear it solo. The classic crew neck and relaxed silhouette make it easy to pair with denim, joggers, or lounge shorts, so it works from coffee runs to casual hangs with friends.
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (US-grown) for a soft, durable feel.
- Printing: Direct-To-Garment (DTG) method delivers a sharp graphic that won’t crack or peel.
- Fit: Unisex, crew neck with a pre-shrunk fabric for reliable sizing.
- Care: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low; do not bleach; low-heat ironing if needed.
- Shipping: Shipped from the United States with 1–3 days processing and 2–8 days delivery.
Ideal for those who love a cheeky, unapologetic sense of humor and want a standout piece in their T-shirt lineup. Add this bold, unique shirt to your rotation today and wear the joke with confidence.
