I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times Sweatshirt

I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times Sweatshirt is a blunt, funny statement you can wear with confidence. Crafted from a cotton-polyester blend on a Gildan 18000 fleece, it's built for everyday comfort and lasting durability.

The Direct-To-Garment (DTG) print keeps the rooster-inspired graphic sharp without cracking or peeling, so the joke stays bright through countless washes. This unisex regular-fit sweatshirt pairs with jeans, joggers, or cozy lounge pants—perfect for casual days, game nights, or gifting a friend who loves dark humor.

• DTG printing that resists cracking and peeling
• Cotton-polyester blend for warmth and easy care
• Gildan 18000 crew-neck silhouette with a unisex, regular fit
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; avoid iron, dry clean
• Shipped from the United States with 1–3 days processing and 2–8 days transit

Embrace a playful, slightly edgy vibe with a rooster graphic and witty line that’s ready for memes, parties, or everyday humor. Add to cart and wear the joke today.