I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times Hoodie

I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times Hoodie is a bold, witty statement piece crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend (Gildan 18500). The Direct-To-Garment (DTG) print delivers a vibrant, crack-free graphic so your humor stays sharp wash after wash. With a spacious kangaroo pocket and a comfortable regular fit, it’s as practical as it is funny for everyday wear.

Built for adults who love dark humor and meme-worthy style, this unisex hoodie pairs a cheeky message with a playful chicken graphic that stands out in any casual setting. DTG printing ensures the design remains vivid and durable, while the pocket invites hands-free warmth and convenient storage during longer days or late-night TikTok sessions.

• Material: Cotton-poly blend for warmth, softness, and easy layering.
• Print quality: Direct-To-Garment printing that won’t crack or peel over time.
• Design details: Eye-catching chicken graphic with bold typography for maximum impact.
• Fit & styling: Unisex regular fit—versatile for men and women alike.
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, low-heat ironing; no dry cleaning.

Shipping from the United States with 1–3 days processing and 2–8 days delivery means you’ll enjoy quick, reliable service. This hoodie also makes a standout gift for her or any adult humor enthusiast—perfect for cozy nights, casual outings, or playful social posts. Ready to wear the punchline? Add to cart and embrace the humor today.