I Identify As a Conspiracy Theorist My Pronouns Are Told You So Sweatshirt delivers bold wit with everyday coziness. Built on a durable Gildan 18000, this sweatshirt uses a cotton-polyester blend and Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing to keep the design sharp wash after wash.
Designed for everyday wear, the unisex regular-fit crew neck adapts to layering—from a casual tee to a denim jacket—without clinging. The bold, witty graphic makes a clear statement in any casual setting, whether you’re headed to the coffee shop, a weekend hangout, or a relaxed debate with friends. The DTG process preserves crisp lines and high-contrast text for legible impact from across the room.
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Material: cotton-polyester blend for soft, durable comfort that lasts wash after wash.
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Printing: Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing delivers a crisp, lasting graphic that won’t crack or peel.
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Fit & Style: unisex regular-fit crew neck designed for easy layering and everyday wear.
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Use Case: ideal for casual outfits, social events, or making a lighthearted political statement.
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Care: machine wash cold; tumble dry low; do not iron; no dry cleaning.
Shipping and processing: ships from the United States with 1–3 days processing and 2–8 days transit. Care instructions ensure the print stays sharp over time, so you can wear this statement piece again and again.
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