Fishing Saved Me From Becoming a Pornstar, Now I'm Just a Hooker Sweatshirt is a bold, humor-driven staple for anglers who live for weekends on the water. The bold white graphic stands out on the forest green backdrop, making a statement without saying a word.
Crafted on a durable Gildan 18000, this unisex crewneck uses a cotton-polyester blend to deliver warmth, structure, and everyday comfort—perfect for early morning runs to the dock or chilly evenings by the fire.
Direct-To-Garment printing keeps the design crisp and wash-fast, resisting cracking or peeling wash after wash.
Shipped from the United States with a 1–3 day processing window and 2–8 day transit, it’s ready for your next fishing trip or casual weekend outdoors.
Care is simple: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing or dry cleaning.
- DTG printing delivers a crack-free graphic that lasts through years of wear.
- Cotton-poly blend blends warmth with durability for all-day comfort on boats or by the campfire.
- Unisex fit suits both men and women who love fishing and a good-natured joke.
- Forest green color pairs with jeans, vests, and outdoor gear for easy styling.
- Easy care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no special treatments.
Ready to wear your fishing spirit with a smile? Add to cart and cast this sweatshirt into your rotation today.
