Don't Be a Salty Heifer Shirt

Don't Be a Salty Heifer Shirt is a playful, bold adult humor shirt that brings a smile to everyday wear. This unisex Gildan 64000 tee uses 100% cotton for solid colors and a durable cotton-poly blend for heather shades, delivering a soft, breathable feel all day long. The Direct-To-Garment (DTG) print keeps the graphic crisp and crack-free, so the sunflower crown and cheeky cow stay vibrant through countless washes. With a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, it layers easily over a tank or under a jacket for year-round comfort.

Designed for fans of funny cow shirts and vintage farm vibes, this shirt hits right at the intersection of humor and everyday practicality. It’s an ideal gift for her, a witty addition to women’s clothing collections, and a standout choice for casual weekends, market trips, or laid-back workdays.

• Fabric options: solid colors — 100% cotton; heather shades — cotton-poly blend
• Printing: DTG for a long-lasting, crack-resistant graphic
• Fit & style: unisex, crew neck, easy to tuck or knot for a relaxed look
• Care: machine wash warm, tumble dry low, cool iron if needed
• Shipping: ships from the United States with clear processing and transit timelines

Add this humorous, everyday staple to your cart and wear the vibe loud and proud.